i'd rather burn myself down than change the locks.
Chelsea. I love Parks and Rec and Dylan O'Brien. more about me
  1. me: are there any spirits listening
  2. ouija: yes are you alone
  3. me: yes
  4. ouija: haha nice whats up :P
  5. me: trying to contact my dead grandmother
  6. ouija: cool cool so what would u be doing if i was alive right now lol

betalars:

friend-zoning guys is horrible. it is disgusting. funzone them instead. send them to a small childs park so they can cry with the other babies when they dont get what they want.

Holland Roden for The Influence

imessageworld:

basically 

shittier:

niggaimdeadass:

Cleanse me Lord and rid me of this white skin

Kids are fucking horrific i don’t want any of them 

tags: good god

Sep 25: Azealia Banks performing at ‘The Broke With Expensive Taste Preview Tour’ in Amsterdam.

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The Story So Far - The Glass (x)

gayobamafanfiction:

karenhurley:

2,400 Krispy Kreme Doughnuts - Perfect for EVERY occasion 

The donut chain created the special ‘Double Hundred Dozen’ as part of its new ‘Occasions’ offering which caters to large scale events and parties. 

crusherccme:

found this gem in the 1996 Cornell Women’s Handbook. it’s what to say when a guy tries to get out of using a condom

SH