i'd rather burn myself down than change the locks.
Chelsea. I love Parks and Rec and Dylan O'Brien. more about me
  1. me: are there any spirits listening
  2. ouija: yes are you alone
  3. me: yes
  4. ouija: haha nice whats up :P
  5. me: trying to contact my dead grandmother
  6. ouija: cool cool so what would u be doing if i was alive right now lol


friend-zoning guys is horrible. it is disgusting. funzone them instead. send them to a small childs park so they can cry with the other babies when they dont get what they want.

Holland Roden for The Influence





Cleanse me Lord and rid me of this white skin

Kids are fucking horrific i don’t want any of them 

tags: good god

Sep 25: Azealia Banks performing at ‘The Broke With Expensive Taste Preview Tour’ in Amsterdam.


The Story So Far - The Glass (x)



2,400 Krispy Kreme Doughnuts - Perfect for EVERY occasion 

The donut chain created the special ‘Double Hundred Dozen’ as part of its new ‘Occasions’ offering which caters to large scale events and parties. 


found this gem in the 1996 Cornell Women’s Handbook. it’s what to say when a guy tries to get out of using a condom